preface: I’ve been thinking about this today and there’s rhyme and reason to why we do what we do as males. In my circle of friends there is a definite pattern in the way we see females and what we like about them and what we don’t. I’m going to make a little rundown of my feelings about classification and this should outline my feelings toward relationships etc.
There are three general classifications of female for me that really stand out:
Datable Girls
Un-Datable Girls
Minute Girls
Minute Girls: are the girls you meet in other cities or are from other cities that you are very unlikely to hang out with for more than a night. Little to no physical interaction, maybe a group from out of town visiting a friend etc etc. Nothing real exciting here, only gonna be around a minute.
Un-Datable Girls: These ladies are awesome. Too awesome. This encompasses the field of female that is out of your league in one way or another. This is the caliber of female that is either unreachable by you or is reachable but not socially acceptable. For example: some of us have a penchant for older ladies (which are awesome), but could never make that a legit deal. Young girls(within reason), booty calls and barfly’s are all lumped into this category as well. That girl you used to bang that brought you Taco Bell and Bud Light all the time is in this category. The chick who loved being choked and was drunk all the time is also in this one. These girls are good for a good time, not for a long time.
Datable Girls: These are the cream of the crop. The absolute best girls are reserved for relationships and That’s a good thing. These are the girls you can have a conversation with, love the same music as you and have sex that’s just dirty enough to be awesome but not too dirty like the choking girl from the last category. This girl is the girl you can have a relationship with, have a beer with, and still respect her in the morning when she cleans her vomit off your toilet. She doesn’t drink to excess anymore, she has a good overall attitude and is going to school or has a job. This girl is an all around good time and can be for a long time.
I believe you can transcend these categories pretty easily. It’s just a matter of curbing your drinking habits, turning 21, or just plain not being a whore. Buck up ladies, if you’re in a category you don’t like just clean up your act and you could be the first Mrs. Scott Walters.
Random Steve Wasson Fact # 126: Steve Wasson has dated every girl you’ve ever met and by date, I mean he’s had sex with them… with his eyes… and they all liked it.
